his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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