i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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