I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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