She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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