is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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