have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
should my penis look like a turkey
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Randomize