Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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