The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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