chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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