At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just googled if crying burns calories
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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