I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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