Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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