I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
COCAINE IS GR8
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