their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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