From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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