dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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