I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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