I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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