Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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