I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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