ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He shit in the fireplace
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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