last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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