But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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