everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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