woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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