sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize