the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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