I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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