Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize