Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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