and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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