TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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