do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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