I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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