You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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