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Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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