so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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