I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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