i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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