if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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