Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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