Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
im on a boat
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