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If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
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hahahahaaha 1:25 hahahahahaha
I want the Shamwow guy to do mine. I can hear him now: "You thought you loved my nuts."
hahaha best one i've read all day
THIS isn't original. He coppied it.
gotta love my area code
But the infomercial would be good enough, wouldn't it? Especially if they got that hottie who sells the blender thingy to do it.
Ha, ha! I eagerly await the T-shirt.
in soviet russia ur dick does an infomercial on billy mays
billy mays can flick my bean
but wait, there's more! for only $19.95 you get his dick AND herpes! We'll even through in a free case of regret!
HAHAHAHA! I tell my friend how Billy can sell me just about anything, so your dick must be fucking disgusting lol
ok folks, heres how to order!!
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balls sold separately
BILLY MAYS is the fucking MAN!
cant get him anymore HE'S DEAD!!!
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