Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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