I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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