I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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