THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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