I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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