is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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