can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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